rodneykong:

i dont have a thigh gap cause my dick takes up all the room

dampsandwich:

i’m so ANGRY *punches a hole in the wall* MOM MY HAND

ostracizedpoodle:

you’re not as hot as you made your sim to be

thealbinoweave:

do you ever have so much to do that you just decide to take a nap

considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex